Lead Head

Lead Head. That is the apt name for Andrew Cuomo. Today I was metal detecting in Vero Beach, Florida. I spent much of the afternoon prospecting, After a while the detector struck pay dirt. It vibrated tremendously as it came upon the Governor’s photo on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine. Evidently his Head is metallic, made of Lead. His iron constitution equips him to tolerate the lies, deceptions, and bullying. One might even question whether he is human. The metal detector does not lie. It reveals him to be made of steel. What a revelation! Like the power hungry robot he is, he lacks a human soul. Only a monster without soul or conscience could have committed the acts he has. The truth is out! It took the Metal Detector to expose Lead Head to the world.